 At first glance, this appears to be a simple photo of a tiger. However, if you look at this picture long enough, you will be able to spot something very strange. Hidden someone on the tiger is the face of a woman. Can you find it? |
At first glance, this appears to be a simple photo of a tiger. However, if you look at this picture long enough, you will be able to spot something very strange. Hidden someone on the tiger is the face of a woman. Can you find it? |
| Never miss a good chance to shut up. |
 Cleans and protects cowboy boots |
| How to Install A Redneck Home Security System Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.  I don't think Killer took part in it, but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. (signed)Cooter |
Welcome
to the 1st edition of "Fun Stuff". I hope this will bring a
smile to your face and, sometimes, something to make you think. If you
have any 'fun stuff' that you would like to see here, please submit it
to me.....jokes, riddles, cowboy poetry, interesting stories, etc. Just
remember to keep it clean! |
| Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? |
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Dr. Suess's lost tongue twisters:
See if you can do this? Read this out loud.
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat
This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go
back and read the THIRD word, in each line, from the start.
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| A
tall weather-worn cowboy rode into town. The townsfolk quietly observed
the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but they all
noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper. Less
obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also made of paper.
As were his chaps, pants, and even his boots, including the paper
spurs. Truth be told, even the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse
were made entirely of paper. Of course he was soon arrested for rustling ...  |
| Texas Hunters
A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... The hunter says, "OK, now what?" There is a silence, the  n a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, "OK, now what?" |
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The Ten Commandments, Southern Style. Simple and to the point.
1. Just one God. 2. Honor yer Ma & Pa. 3. No telling tales or gossipin.' 4. Git yourself to Sunday meeting. 5. Put nothin' before God. 6. No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. 7. No killin'. 8. Watch yer mouth. 9. Don't take what ain't yers. 10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. |
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" |
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A Skilled Hunter's Day Always Runs Like Clockwork
1:00 am Alarm clock rings 2:00 am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed 2:30 am Throw everything but the kitchen sink into the pick-up 3:00 am Leave for the deep woods 3:15 am Back home to pick up gun 3:30 am Back home to pick up the tent 4:00 am Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight 4:30 am Set up camp 6:05 am Head for the woods 6:06 am See eight deer 6:07 am Take aim and squeeze the trigger 6:07 am CLICK 8:00 am Load gun while watching deer go over the hill 9:00 am Head back to camp 12:00 NOON Fire gun for help--eat wild berries 12:15 pm Run out of bullets--eight deer come back 12:20 pm Strange feeling in stomach 12:30 pm Realize you ate poison berries 12:45 pm Rescued 12:55 pm Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped 3:00 pm Arrive back at camp 3:30 pm Leave camp to kill deer 4:00 pm Return to camp for bullets 4:01 pm Load gun--Leave camp again 5:00 pm Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you 6:00 pm Arrive at camp--see deer grazing in camp  6:01 pm Load gun 6:02 pm Fire gun 6:03 pm One dead pick-up truck 6:05 pm Hunting partner arrives in camp dragging deer 6:06 pm Repress desire to shoot hunting partner 6:07 pm Fall into fire 6:10 pm Change clothes--throw burned ones onto fire 6:15 pm Take pick-up, leave hunting partner and his deer in camp 6:25 pm Pick-up boils over--hole shot in block 6:26 pm Start walking 6:30 pm Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud 6:35 pm Meet bear
6:36 pm Take aim 6:37 pm Fire gun, blow up barrel--plugged with mud 6:38 pm Mess pants 6:39 pm Climb tree 9:00 pm Bear leaves. Wrap *$%! gun around tree Midnight Home at last ~ Maybe Next Year ! |
| Killing Flies Sam stopped at a friend`s shop the other day  and found him stalking around with a
flyswatter.When Sam asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: "Yeah... 3 males and 2 females." Curious, Sam inquired as to how he could tell the difference. He answered, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone." |
 Texas was an independent nation from 1836 to 1845.When Texas was annexed in 1845 it retained the right to fly its flag at the same height as the national flag. It holds the privilege of being the ONLY state flag allowed to do so. |
| Do cows have calf muscles? |
